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Whenever we change ourselves and our circumstances, everyone else around us seems to mysteriously "change."

The Wonderful News About YOU.
by Sir Vincent

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Whenever you feel hopeless, or somebody giving you a hard time and you have no idea how to change him or her, to see things the way you do, don't worry. Just do what you can easily do yourself, that is, change yourself. Whenever we change ourselves and our circumstances, everyone else around us seems to mysteriously "change." Better still, when you find it looks impossible to change, pray this prayer, "God, grant me the Serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the Courage to change the one I can, and the Wisdom to know it's me. " The next time you feel GOD can't use you, just remember the ancient Hebrews.. * Noah was a drunk and you know how God used him to save a few people and animals. * Abraham was too old and out of him came the entire Hebrew race. * Isaac was a daydreamer like most people you know * Jacob was a liar like some people you know! * Leah was ugly, so ugly that Jacob had to work seven more years to marry her sister too * Joseph was abused but saved his family from starvation * Moses had a stuttering problem but led the Hebrews out of captivity * Gideon was afraid * Samson had long hair and was a womanizer * Rahab was a prostitute * Jeremiah and Timothy were too young * David had an affair with somebody's wife and was a murderer * Elijah was suicidal * Isaiah preached naked * Jonah ran from God * Naomi was a widow * Job went bankrupt * John the Baptist ate bugs * Peter denied Christ * The Disciples fell asleep while praying * Martha worried about everything * The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once * Zaccheus was too small * Paul was too religious * Timothy had an ulcer...AND Lazarus was dead! No more excuses now. God can use you to your full potential. Besides, you aren't the message, you are just the messenger. 1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 2. Pray, "Dear God, I have a problem, it's me." 3. Growing old is inevitable, growing UP is optional. 4. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. 5. Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted. 6. Do the math. count your blessings 7. Faith is the ability to not panic. 8. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. 9. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry. 10. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday. 11. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape. 12. The most important things in your house are the people not your material collection.. 13. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. Give as much as you can. Feel free to share this with your circle of friends. Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com