I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevent us from achieving
them.
Dumas
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
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"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes
Tuesdays, I
go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
Sam Kinison
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and
the
second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're
wrong,
admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget
it once...
Anonymous
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day
he
received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
Anonymous
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're
lucky,
mine's still alive."
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO
THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them
speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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